Monkey Island 2 Skrypt Eng (6005-7943)

oar
reinforced oar
plank
hole
Hmmm^ I think I get the idea.
hole
Ouch!\255\003That really hurts!
Wait a minute^\255\003Something very strange is going on here^\255\009\025\000
Do not attempt to adjust your set!

Dad!\255\003Mom!
What are you two doing here?
We came looking for you.
Where have you been?
You came looking for me?\255\003But I thought you abandoned me!
Why would we do that?\255\003We are such loving parents.
Yes, we are.
So what do you two want?\255\009\006\000
We have some information for you, son.
Really?\255\003Great!\255\003What is it?
Well, we're going to give it to you in the form of a song.
Oh. OK^

Guybrush
head
arm
leg
hip
rib
head
arm
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hip
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The \255\007\047\000 bone's connected to the^
The \255\007\047\000 bone's connected to the^
^\255\007\048\000 bone^
^\255\007\048\000 bone^
head
arm
leg
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The \255\007\047\000 bone's connected to the^
The \255\007\047\000 bone's connected to the^
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The \255\007\047\000 bone's connected to the^
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length = \255\004\003\064
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The \255\007\047\000 bone's connected to the^
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The \255\007\047\000 bone's connected to the^
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Guybrush
LeChuck
Yikes!!!
Guybrush
What is it? What's wrong?
Why did you leave me again?
BOOO!
HAR HAR HAR HAR!
Guybrush
LeChuck!\255\003But I killed you!
You didn't kill me, you little moron!
I was already a ghost when you met me!
You just destroyed my spiritual essence^\255\003A favor that I will now return!

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!
Guybrush
Wow! What a dream!
Wow^\255\003They're good.
I've gotta write this down!
^\255\007\047\000 bone connected to the \255\007\048\000 bone^
HRLPAHRLPAHRL.
PAHLPAHRLAHRP.
LHPRAHLPAHRPA.
AHRLPAHRPLHPR.
HRPAHRLPAHRPL.
RLPHRLAHRLPAH.
LPARLPHRLAHRP.
RAHLPARLPHRLA.
ground
door
There's nothing interesting in there.
It's already open.
window
This isn't Monkey Island 1.
telescope
door
It's hundreds and hundreds of maps!
I don't care about the rest.
I don't want them all, and I can't tell which one is Governor Marley's!
There are hundreds of them!\255\003Even if one were a piece of the map to Big Whoop, I would never be able to find it!
pile
That's the bird that stole my map!
No way. He looks like he bites.
bird
It's not mine to use.
map piece
It's lovely Booty Island.
window
It's crazy^
^but it just might work.
Hello?\255\003Little Guybrush?
Good boy!
Run along home now.
Now that's a good dog.

That doesn't seem to smell interesting to him.
It's too heavy to swim with.
Stupid Bug!
It's so heavy that I won't be able to swim to the surface if I pick it up.
I wouldn't want to do anything that would devalue it.
monkey head
It's too heavy to swim with.
It looks really heavy.
What a valuable antique.
I wouldn't want to do anything that would devalue it.
monkey head
Looks like the anchor rope leading back to Kate's ship.
I can just swim to the surface.\255\003I don't need to hitch a ride on the anchor.
rope
Kate's ship sure looks small from way down here.
This monkey head is too heavy to carry to the surface.\255\003Considering this game has no drop verb, I'm doomed.
the surface
Looks like Kate's anchor.
I can just swim to the surface.\255\003I don't need to hitch a ride on the anchor.
That's too heavy to pick up.
anchor
Walk to
Swim to
Guybrush
Guybrush
Guybrush
Walk to
Akkk!!!\255\003I'm drowning!
Gotta drop this thing!
puffer
puffup
Deep in the Caribbean, hidden by an endless storm, lies LeChuck's fortress^\255\002

Largo
So^\255\003^when are we going to resurrect the old bloated fool?
LeChuck
Oops^
I'll ignore that comment just this one time, Largo^\255\003^only because they tell me you've found Guybrush Threekwood.
It's 'Threepwood'^and I've found him on Scabb Island.
Very Good.\255\003No one gets the upper hand on LeChuck without getting what he deserves.\255\003I want Guybrush brought to me, and I want him brought alive.\255\003I am entrusting this to you.\255\003Do not fail me.
Never, your voodoo lordship.
Aye^\255\003^Guybrush Threepwood is finished.\255\003I need you to start building me a very special doll.
With pleasure.

Largo
LeChuck
Meanwhile, back at the fortress^\255\002

Aye^\255\003Largo^\255\003I hear that Guybrush is looking for the lost treasure of Big Whoop.\255\003This be true?
Well^ yes sir, but^\255\003What good can a chest full of money do him?
It is not the treasure that is important.\255\009\007\000\255\003It is what is buried beneath the treasure that concerns me.\255\003He must not find the treasure of Big Whoop.\255\003See to it.\255\009\006\000
Yes sir.
Largo
LeChuck
Deep inside LeChuck's fortress^\255\002

Ah^\255\003LeChuck sir^\255\003I regret to report that Guybrush has found one of the map pieces to Big Whoop.
You will regret a lot more if he finds another.\255\009\006\000\255\003Stop him at any cost^\255\003But remember^\255\003I want him alive.\255\009\006\000
Yes sir.
Creep.
Largo
LeChuck
Once again^\255\002

Ah^
LeChuck sir^\255\003I just wanted to report that we have finished building the new torture chamber you requested.
Very good.
Do you have anything else to report?\255\009\007\000
Ah^
No^
Well^
There is one other small little thing.
I assume this has to do with Guybrush's capture?
Well^\255\003Sort of^
You've allowed him find the second map piece, haven't you!!\255\009\006\000
YOU FOOL!
You are to ready your ship and sail after him yerself!\255\009\006\000
FIND HIM OR DIE!
Largo
LeChuck
Deep within LeChuck's fortress bla bla bla bla bla^\255\002

Largo!
Er^
You called for me?
Is it true that Guybrush Threepwood has found the third piece of the map to Big Whoop?\255\009\006\000
Ah^\255\003Yes sir^\255\003I was about^
Why did you not come and tell me yerself?
Well^\255\003I was trying to confirm that he really^
Largo^
You have been my trusted henchman for many years^
But I won't hesitate to drag your entrails from behind my ship^\255\009\006\000
^if you do not bring me Guybrush before he finds that treasure!
Largo
LeChuck
Yawn\255\002

LeChuck, sir^
^I've got good news and I've got bad news.
The bad news is that Guybrush has found the last piece of the map.
Ah^\255\003The good news is that I've got a plan that can't fail.
Ah^\255\003You see^\255\003He must take the map to a cartographer to have it deciphered.\255\003I'll head him off before he gets there.
If your plan fails^\255\009\006\000
It will not, your voodoo lordship.
Hours later^
passage
It's empty.
It's full of voodoo crap.
It's the crate I came here in.
I'm not hauling LeChuck's stuff anywhere.\255\003Especially the way he tips.
I'm not getting back in there!
shipping crate
more voodoo crap
tunnel
tunnel
back tunnel
back tunnel
big sign
wooden sign
plain old sign
broken sign
sign-o-splinters
sign\015
nailed up sign
yet, another sign
It's too heavy.
It's some kind of strange skeleton statue.
ugly bone thing
It's too heavy.
It's some kind of strange skeleton statue.
ugly bone thing
It's too heavy.
It's some kind of strange skeleton statue.
ugly bone thing
It's too heavy.
It's some kind of strange skeleton statue.
ugly bone thing
It's too heavy.
It's some kind of strange skeleton statue.
ugly bone thing
It's too heavy.
It's some kind of strange skeleton statue.
ugly bone thing
It's too heavy.
It's some kind of strange skeleton statue.
ugly bone thing
It's too heavy.
It's some kind of strange skeleton statue.
ugly bone thing
archway
archway
It's a little bitty door.
doggie door
exit to passage
There is no way, not even in an adventure game that I'd be able to get all those locks open.
massive locks
That is one huge door
huge door
I can't find the little doggie door.
It's already closed.
massive door
voodoo key to jail
LeChuck's voodoo throne
LeChuck
Guybrush Threepwood^
You have finally been caught.
I have searched every island^
Sailed every sea^
And now you are mine.
What do you have to say for yourself?
\007It would've been easier if you'd left directions.
\007Gee, nice going.
\007Stop spitting in my face!
\007If I could just reach my pirate utility belt^
(gulp)
Largo!
Largo
Yes sir, LeChuck, sir?
Take Guybrush down to the torture chamber and get the machine set up.
Yes sir.
He looks like he's in good health.\255\003I'm sure he'll be able to tell me where the island is.
cartographer behind bars
Poor Wally.
It's Wally!!!
It's locked up tight.\255\003I'd surely need a key.
jail cell
Pretty big.
keyhole
Yikes!
passage
Hey Guybrush! I'm over here!
Yo Ho! I'm in the jail Guybrush
Hey Guybrush! It's me, Wally! The cartographer!
Thank God you've come to rescue me!
Find the key yet?
Oh yeah, the key.
Wally!
Mr. Brush?\255\003Is that you?
I thought you'd never come back.
Well?

\007Are you alright?
\007How's it hangin'?
\007Have you lost weight? You look good.
\007Just stopped by to say hi. Well, see ya.
It was horrible!
They abducted me in my office^\255\003^brought me here in a duffel bag^\255\003^interrogated me^
Then they^
^they^
What? What?
They took away my monocle for awhile.
I see.
You think this is funny?
Yes I have. Thanks for noticing.
What?\255\003You can't leave me in here!

\007The map, Wally! What about the map?
\007I have something to confess about your monocle.
\007OK, stand back. I'm going to bust down the door.
\007Could you please stop that annoying swinging?
\007I'm going to go get that key!
\007I'm going to go have a look around. Sit tight.
I'm going to go get that key!
I'm going to go have a look around. Sit tight.
Oh, LeChuck's got it, but who cares?
Who cares?!?
Yeah, I memorized the whole thing before he took it.\255\003It's on an island called Dinky, not too far from here.
After you bust me out of here, we could steal a boat and go there!
Sorry.
Dread stole it.
I knew it!\255\003He always envied my intellectual look.
What, are you nuts?\255\003Go get the key.
He probably keeps it in his office down the hall.

Okeydokey.

Guybrush
I can't tell what this stuff is.
It's too heavy to pick up.
stuff
These are crates, but I don't know what's in them.
They're too heavy to pick up.
I can't find the lid in the dark.
crates
I can't tell what this stuff is.
It's too heavy to pick up.
stuff
These are crates, but I don't know what's in them.
They're too heavy to pick up.
I can't find the lid in the dark.
crates
Guybrush
Ha!\255\003I'll bet LeChuck is really cheesed-off now!
Yeah.\255\003He should have let me go to the bathroom when I asked!
Yep.
Hey, Wally?
Yeah?
Where are we?
Good question.
I can't see anything in here.
It's too dark to see what I'm doing.

Holy Skunk Sweat!!!
Ouch!
Guybrush
punching bag
bellows
It's burning through the rope at an alarming rate^
candle
balloon
wheel-o-death
pan
shield
shield
Much more of this and he'll be my height.
Wally
Walk to
Give
Open
Close
Pick up
Look at
Talk to
Use
Push
Pull
Guybrush
Ping!
Ping!
Ping!

I can't really pull that out right now^
I can't do that from my current position.
I can't reach him from here.
I can't reach the \255\006\001\064 from here.

Spit
Spit
Gob
Emit
Loogie
Squirt
Gleek
Looch
Hawk
Spurt
I can't do that from my present position.
LeChuck
Arggg^\255\003You be in a heap of trouble Guybrush Threepwood.\255\003Now that you are mine, you will pay for what you did to me.
Hey^\255\003What's a little root beer between friends^
Silence!\255\003There is only one thing more painful^\255\003^than being resurrected from the dead and^\255\003^crammed into a rotting body.
Do you know what that is?
Hmmm^
It is what is about to happen to you!
Can't we talk this thing out?
You see the candle over there?
When it burns through that rope^
^the bag will fall on the bellows.
When it is compressed, it will shoot a single lead bullet^
^which will ricochet off that pan^
^then off the shield behind me^
bounce off that other shield^
^finally striking the green balloon.
When it pops, it will cause that lever to fall^
^releasing that ratchet on the chain wheel^
^and sending you down into the pit of acid.
Geee^I^
Do you know what happens next?
Ummmm^well^
I will then take your bones^\255\003^still alive and in great pain^\255\003^and make them into a chair.\255\003I will call it my screaming chair.
Every morning I will sit in it and listen to you scream.
Any questions?
Yeah. Can I go to the bathroom?
Ha ha ha!\255\003This will be even more torturous than I had hoped!
Any other questions?
\007What does the candle do?
\007What happens when the bag falls on the bellows?
\007How's the lead bullet going to get to the balloon?
\007\255\007\033\000
\007\255\007\034\000
The candle burns the rope, releasing the bag of sand.
The bellows will shoot a lead bullet into that pan.
It will ricochet off a bunch of stuff.
\255\007\036\000
\255\007\037\000
I am growing tired of your stupid questions.
Prepare to die.
He didn't say what he was going to do to me?
An ottoman comes to mind.
Where do babies come from?
In your case, the orphanage.
Isn't it dangerous to leave a pit of acid uncovered?
Safety is not my concern in this situation.
Gee, I had a million questions a second ago^
Think fast, your time is almost up.
Who won the world series in '56?
Chicago.
Have you ever tried conditioner on that beard?
No.
Where's the bathroom?
Up the stairs and to the left, but you won't need it in a few minutes.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a^
5 cords.
If this is 4 and this is 2, what's this?
One.
What is the secret of Monkey Island?
All will be revealed in a few moments.
Why do adventure games cost so much?
Scanned vga art is very expensive.
Why didn't you just shoot me when I came in?
Because we had an extra disk.
Well?\255\003Can I open my eyes now?
Just a second!
Hey!\255\003Where are the lights?
Shhhh!
LeChuck
Arggggg!\255\003What be going on in here?\255\003LARGO!\255\003Relight the candle!
Largo
GUYBRUSH HAS ESCAPED!\255\003Find them!
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If I spit that way, I might hit myself^
Hey!\255\003Watch it with the spit!
My mouth is all dried-up.
Walk to
Give
Open
Close
Pick up
Look at
Talk to
Use
Push
Pull
Hey!\255\003Watch it with the spit!
Oops^
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

So, Wally^
Yeah?
Ah, nothing.

\007I love you, man.
\007Could you please scratch my nose?
\007Any bright ideas?
\007I've got a bad feeling about this^
Let's keep our heads, shall we?
Yeah, right after you kiss my butt.
Well^\255\003^I have one, but it's kind of embarrassing^
Wally! This is a matter of life and death!
Oh^\255\003OK, I'll do it.\255\003But you have to close your eyes.
What?!
Close your eyes, unless you want to become undead furniture.

Well^\255\003^actually, I was hoping you'd think of something.
Oh.
Bad feeling!?!\255\003LeChuck's got you hanging in chains over a pit of acid and all you've got is a bad feeling?!?
Gosh. I feel even worse when you yell at me.
Just leave me alone.

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Horse hockey.
You honestly expect me to believe you were disintegrated in acid.
Sure, well I—
And yet here you are telling me all about it, looking very integrated indeed.
Yes, well, that is^\255\003^ah^\255\003^OK, so I embellished it a little for dramatic effect.\255\003Sue me.
You want to try telling me what REALLY happened?
OK.
As I was saying, we were hanging over the pit of acid.\255\003Death was so close I could smell his hairy armpits^
Verse 1:
head
arm
rib
hip
leg
head
arm
rib
hip
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The \255\007\047\000 bone is connected to the \255\007\048\000 bone.
Verse 2:
Verse 3:
Verse 4:

Guybrush
There wasn't anything down there.
The galleon is here!
Well, here we are.\255\003What now?
\007What did you do, order this ship out of the back of \254\008 a comic book?\255\009\006\000
\007This ship is so small, the rats leaving it are \254\008 humpbacked.
\007Whose bathtub did the ship come from?
\007I've seen bigger ships in bottles.
\007I've seen COFFEE CUPS bigger than this ship.
\007I'll dive in and look for the sunken galleon.
\007I'll dive in again.
\007Let's head back to Booty Island.\255\009\026\000
\007I'm sure it's near here, can we try another spot?
Very funny.
The guy who writes your lines is as funny as your tailor.
Did you think that up all by yourself?
Ha ha.
Can we get on with it?
OK.
Are you sure you can swim?
Hey, I can hold my breath for ten minutes!\255\009\027\000
Well^\255\003^I feel kind of sorry for you, so OK.\255\003Just point it out.
I got the monkey head!\255\003Let's head back to Booty Island.\255\009\026\000
Scabb Island
Booty Island
Phatt Island

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Elliptic Hyperboloid
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Eccentric Cylindrical Projection
We can't go there, mon.\254\001That's the Forbidden \255\007\041\000.

Guybrush
It's a jungle in there.
jungle
I don't think I ought to do that.
crowbar
There's a little dent in it where I hit my head.
rock
He's meditating.
Thank you my son, but I want for nothing.
I don't think he notices me.
Herman Toothrot
It doesn't seem interested.
parrot
It's empty.
It looks kind of old.
It's open.
It's closed.
barrel
It's a low-sodium cracker.
cracker
It's dry.
It's full of fresh, clear water.
It's full of seawater.
There's no more cracker mix.
This water is too salty to use with low-sodium cracker mix.
martini glass@@@@@@@
I'm not in the mood for a swim.
It's full already.
ocean
ocean
It's a moonshine still.
It's empty.
The still's empty.
I distilled this already.
still
It's empty, and there's a cap on it.
I'd better be careful with this.
It's not a twist-off.
It's about as open as it's going to get.
It's got a cap on it.
The cap fell off when I broke it.\255\003Maybe I could use that martini glass on the beach.
The cap fell off when I broke it.
bottle@@@
shortcut
'Welcome to Dinky Island'\255\003'home of the treasure of Big Whoop.'
sign
It's shaped like a giant slug.
tree
It's shaped like a giant pencil.
tree
It's shaped like a giant boomerang.
tree
I don't think I ought to do that.
crowbar 'n' rope
They say "anchovies" on the top.
Ick, no, they smell like anchovies.
They're already closed.
crates
Parrot
\007Hi, Herman.
\007Herman Toothrot! What are you doing here?
\007Word up, Herman.
Oh, hi.
I've been waiting for you.
\007What do you mean you've been waiting for me?
\007What are you doing here?
\007I think I have an answer to the philosophical puzzle you \254\008 posed for me.
\007Could you teach me some philosophy?
\007I'm looking for a treasure. Have you seen any?
\007I think I have better things to do than talk to you.
Our meeting comes at this, the final moment of my existence so far.\255\003All else has been in anticipation of this event.
I think you will find that the concept of 'better things' is the frailest of illusions.
\007Do you always say things like that?
\007Do you mean to tell me that your WHOLE LIFE has been \254\008 merely a prelude to meeting me here today?
\007What happens now that I'm here?
\007You're weirding me out, I gotta go.
Nothing I say is ever the same, yet it is all said the same way.
Yours too.\255\003But see, already the moment passes.
Now our meeting is nothing more than another note in the grand overture to the next passage.
The moment has passed, and we face the future.
As you wish.\255\003You will return.
There are many treasures here, found and unfound.\255\003The beauty of the ocean, for example.
\007I was thinking more along the lines of monetary gain.
\007Actually, I'm looking for the treasure of Big Whoop.
\007Yes, that's quite true.

Or the treasure of the past, seen in the rings of trees or the half-remembered cacklings of a parrot^
\007Yes, I see.

^the treasure of the future, waiting in the seeds of mangoes and the eggs of the platypus^
\007Yeah, I get the point.

^dreams that bring us messages from afar which we are too simple to understand, and stars that do the same^
\007Alright already!

^and may not riches be found in the words of one who has explored the veiled inner worlds of the self?
Speaking of which, I am taking on students for a limited time.
Money is seldom a treasure, my friend.
Big Whoop?\255\003I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
^and of course there's the treasure of patience^
I'm teaching philosophy here.
\007Right here, on the beach?
\007What sort of philosophy are you teaching?
\007How many students have you got?
\007That's nice, but I think I'd best be off now.
Sure beats a Tibetan mountaintop.\255\003I can go surfing when things are slow.
Neo-existentialist Cartesian Zen Taoism.\255\003It's all the rage at cocktail parties this year.
Well^\255\003^none, at the moment.\255\003But as soon as word gets out that a guru such as myself is teaching in a beautiful locale like this^\255\003^I'll have to beat them off with a stick.
Just let me know if you want to learn a little philosophy.
OK, here's a Zen koan for you.
A what?
A philosophical puzzle.\255\003If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it^\255\003^what color is the tree?
Alright, what is it?
\007Brown?
\007Blue?
\007Forest Green?
\007Red?
\007Cyan?
\007Lavender?
\007Magenta?
\007Puce?
\007Aquamarine?
\007Taupe?
\007Burnt Sienna?
\007Raw Umber?
\007Sepia?
\007Mulberry?
\007Periwinkle?
\007Orchid?
\007Turquoise?
\007Peach?
\007Plum?
\007Aubergine?
\007Teal?
\007Mustard?
\007Cabernet?
\007Slate?
\007Smoke?
\007Brick?
\007Coral?
\007Chartreuse?
\007Cherry?
\007Wisteria?
\007Raspberry?
\007Vanilla?
\007Asparagus?
\007Cranberry?
\007Sangria?
\007Eggshell?
\007Driftwood?
\007Sumac?
\007Alpaca?
\007Storm Grey?
\007Evening Haze?
\007Tarragon?
\007Sachet?
\007Venetian?
\007Juniper?
\007Drizzle?
\007Sweet Potato?
\007Bayou?
\007Manilla?
\007Macintosh Grey?
\007Mange?
\007Sharkbite?
\007Sashimi Green?
\007Ebony?
\007Ivory?
\007Menthol?
\007Sahara?
\007Salmon?
\007Oxblood?
\007Khaki?
\007Fuchsia?
\007Robin's Egg?
\007Ash?
\007Spice?
\007Copper?
\007Weathered Pewter?
\007Vermillion?
\007Metallic Burgundy?
\007Russet?
\007Cadmium White?
\007Cerulean?
\007Thalocyanide Green?
\007Ochre?
\007Deep Purple?
\007Beryl?
\007Hot Pink?
\007Oatmeal Heather?
\007All colors?
\007I give up.
Nope.
No.
Nah.
Not even close.
Not exactly.
Think about it some more, and come back when you have an answer.
Exactly!\255\003Now, what has this experience taught you?
That philosophy isn't worth my time.
I'm very impressed, it takes most people years to reach this point.\255\003You have learned all that you can from me.\255\003Go forth into the world with confidence.\255\003I won't even charge you a buck.

glass o' water
glass o' distilled water
That seems to have gotten most of the salt out of it.
Pretty Polly.
OK, let's go over it one more time.
Head due east from the pond to the dinosaur.
Head north from the dinosaur to the pile of rocks.
Head due east from the rocks to the X.

Head due east from the pond to the dinosaur.
Head north from the dinosaur to the pile of rocks.
Head due east from the rocks to the X.
There are some crackers in here.
Hey, there's a cracker in here.
There, I think that'll hold.
Polly wants a cracker.
SQUAWK
BRAAAK
Gee, Captain Marley, where should we bury the treasure?
OK, let's go over it again so no one forgets where we buried the treasure.
No, no, no, that's not right.
Oh, the heck with it.\255\003Let's make a map, and tear it into four pieces.
I want my granddaughter to marry a REAL man, a CAPTAIN.\255\003Not a washout like you.
Head due east from the pond to the dinosaur.
Head north from the dinosaur to the pile of rocks.
Head due east from the rocks to the X.
martini glass
It's about as broken as it's going to get.
broken bottle
Looks like I broke the bottle.
broken bottle
west
north
east
I might not be able to get out!
There's a layer of cement at the bottom.
It looks like there's some sort of cavern down there.
That's the second biggest X I've ever seen.
It's a good shovel, but I can't dig through cement with it.
Big X@@@@@@@@@
hole in the ground
Oh, you meant THIS treasure.
Why didn't you say so?
You could have come by the shortcut, like I do.
Shortcut?
Guybrush
I've hit cement!
Great Scott!
That came from the direction of Dinky Island!
That idiot must be messing with my grandfather's treasure!
I'd better get\254\001over there.
That must be the treasure of Big Whoop!
I might knock it off.
treasure chest
Looks as shaky as the one I'm standing on.
I'm not sure that's a good idea.
pillar
Shaky.
pillar
They look sturdy, apart from being all bent up.
I can't get up there.
twisted metal rods
^and you showed up about three days later.\255\003Will you help me now?
Anything to shut you up.\255\003That has to have been the longest story I've ever heard.
Oh, dear.
Guybrush
Well, well, well.\255\003Guybrush Threepwood.\255\003You do turn up in the strangest places.
Err^\255\003Hi, Elaine.\255\003Do you think you could help me out?
How did you get into this mess?
It's kind of a long story.
That's OK, I've got time.
*sigh*
Well, it all started on Scabb Island.\255\003Some of my admiring fans had pressured me into telling my LeChuck evaporating story once again^
It's definitely part of LeChuck's beard.
crispy beard bits
"900 pounds"
sticker
It looks very big and heavy.
I think it's a bit heavy for me.
It's nailed shut.
crate
lever
door
It's already open.
It's already closed.
The door's closed.
door
Ow!
Ouch!
Hey!
OW!!
Ow!
Ouch!
Hey!
OW!!
"Employees Only"
sign
door
The warning tape says closed for construction.
That would be unlawful.
barrier
The street is closed off.
street
Ooooh! A circus.\255\003I love a circus!

poster
This is hauntingly familiar^
door
They're full of dolls.
What, all of them?
boxes
They're full of root beer.
What, all of them?
boxes
They're full of root beer.
What, all of them?
boxes
It's already open.
Hey, there's only one balloon in here.
balloon in box
It's already closed.
Whatever for?
It's an attractive green color.
It's empty.
It's a box of balloons.
empty box
It's empty.
I don't want to carry a whole box.
box@@@@@@@
dolls
They're little generic voodoo Kewpie dolls.
It's full of dolls.
I'll just take one.
I don't want any more voodoo dolls.
I don't want to carry around a whole box of dolls.
box@@
They're full of root beer.
What, all of them?
boxes
They're full of root beer.
What, all of them?
boxes
They're full of root beer.
What, all of them?
boxes
I wouldn't want to open them ALL.
root beer
There's loads of root beer in here.
It's full of root beer.
One bottle of root beer should be sufficient.
I don't want a whole box.
box@@
It's positively PULSING with voodoo energy!
It's just a cheap little doll with no voodoo powers at all.
generic voodoo Kewpie doll
They're full of dolls.
What, all of them?
boxes
They're full of root beer.
What, all of them?
boxes
I wouldn't want to open them ALL.
root beer
There's loads of root beer in here.
It's full of root beer.
One bottle of root beer should be sufficient.
I don't want a whole box.
box@@
I love root beer.
I'd get everything all sticky.
root beer
helium balloon
balloon
It's an attractive green color.
balloon@@@
root beer
root beer
dolls
balloon in box
empty box
Oh, oh, oh, oh.\255\003Stayin' alive. Stayin' alive.
That's the way.\255\003Ah huh, ah huh\255\003I like it.
We represent\255\003The Lollipop Guild.
I'm a little bit country.\255\003I'm a little bit rock and roll.
Who can turn the world on with her smile?\255\003Who can take a nothing day\255\003and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Guybrush

surgical glove
surgical glove
underwear
What a cheap looking costume.
I can't reach that high.
cheaply made costume
It's missing the head.
I can't reach that high.
cheaply made costume
It's a little lever.
coin return
A veritable fortune.
coins
coin
Wheee!
coin@
It brings back painful memories.
It's out of order.
That won't do much.
broken grog machine
It looks like it's been here a long time.
It's already filled.
It's already filled.
It's already filled.
It's too heavy for me to lift.
helium tank
It's probably full of tools and useful stuff.
It's stuck.
It's already closed.
drawer
It's probably got all kinds of money and valuables in it.
It's stuck.
It's already closed.
drawer
It's empty.
There's nothing to pick up.
It's already open.
It's jammed.
drawer
I bet it has all sorts of powerful voodoo supplies inside.
It's stuck.
It's already closed.
drawer
It's most likely full of technological wonders.
It's stuck.
It's already closed.
drawer
It's probably empty.
It's stuck.
It's already closed.
drawer
Must be a pretty small railroad.
railroad track
I think it's more of those anchovies.
It's nailed shut.
crate
crate
crate
I'd really rather not.
underwear
door
helium surgical glove
helium surgical glove
Wow, a '43 steelie!
Whoa, a wheat-back!
It's a buffalo head!
Alright, a double eagle!
Hey, a Susan B. Anthony!
Cool, a Chuck E. Cheese token!
What a find!
Alas, poor Dad.
That wouldn't be polite.
Hi, dad.
skull
It's my dad.
Hi, dad.
That wouldn't be polite.
Hmm^\255\003This looks loose.
I've disturbed them enough.
@@remains
Yikes!
I don't like loud noises.
That wouldn't do much.
I don't like loud noises.
That wouldn't do much.
I don't like loud noises.
That wouldn't do much.
That wouldn't do anything.
I'd better not.
hypodermic syringe
There's a syringe in here.
It's empty.
It's just an ordinary drawer.
It's already open.
There's a syringe in here.
It's already closed.
Where am I going to put a drawer?
medical drawer
It's a pair of surgical gloves.
surgical gloves
It's a surgical glove.
This is no time to be playing doctor.
surgical glove@@@
It's a surgical glove.
This is no time to be playing doctor.
surgical glove@@@
It's already open.
There's stuff in it.
stuff in trash can
It's already closed.
There's stuff in here.
stuff in trash can
It's empty.
Nice trash can.
It's empty.
I don't want a trash can.
trash can
door
Boy, does that look comfy!
This is no time for playing doctor.
examining table
It's my mom.
Hi, mom.
That wouldn't be polite.
Dad looks a bit looser^
I've disturbed them enough.
@@remains
It has that austere but functional look.
I'd love to, but I'm kind of pressed for time.
chair
Mom's remains
Dad's remains
surgical gloves
stuff in trash can
Mom's remains
Dad's remains
Holy cow, these are my PARENTS!!
It's a pair of surgical gloves.
surgical glove
"Service elevator"\255\003"1000 pound limit"
plaque
It says "E" on it.
ticket
Boy, what a gyp!
What do I want with a bunch of bits of broken treasure chest?
smashed-up treasure chest
door
door
I've been in the dark enough for one day.
light switch
door
It says "Elevator this way."
arrow
It says "First aid this way."
arrow
Looks like the elevator is on this floor.
floor indicator
I can't get up there.
hole
call button
I should push the little button.
I should push the little button.
elevator door
Nice echo.
I can't see a thing.

Hold on.
Can't we talk this over?
I know you're upset.
Wait a second.
Let's not be hasty.
Are you sure you want to do this?
Let me explain.
Let's bury the hatchet.
Let bygones be bygones.
Err^
Ah^
Uh^
Um^
Let's discuss this like rational adults.
There's no need for violence.
LeChuck
Boo!
Eek!
Hello, Guybrush.
\007Hello, LeChuck.
\007Goodbye, LeChuck.
\007Would you mind not spitting so much when you talk?
You won't escape me this time!
\007Yeah? Just watch me!
\007I escaped from you before, I can easily do it again.
\007Oh? Why do you say that?
\007You're right, I give up.
Not so fast!
That's just as well.
Even if you were to escape, I would always be able to find you again.\255\003We are bound to one another.
\007Like soup and salad?
\007Like life and limb?
\007Like dreadlocks?
Not really.\255\003More like^
How appropriate.\255\003But I meant more like^
Yes, rather like that.\255\003Or like^
^brothers!
Eh?
I\255\003am your brother!
No!\255\003No, that's not true!\255\003That's impossible!
Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true!
Noooooooo!!!!
^and I've brought a little surprise for you!
\007I think you being my brother is enough of a surprise \254\008 for one day.
\007Really? A treat?
\007Am I going to enjoy this?
\007I don't suppose it's a Nintendo\015 game^
Perhaps, but humor me.
A treat for ME, a surprise for YOU.
No, but I will.
No^
\007A dolly? The surprise is a dolly?
\007What's with the big, sharp, deadly looking pin?
\007Is this going to be anything like "pin the tail \254\008 on the donkey?"
\007Say, that wouldn't happen to be a voodoo doll, would it?
The surprise is a VOODOO dolly^
It's an accessory for this voodoo doll^
Something like that.\255\003This is a voodoo doll^
Why yes, as a matter of fact it IS a voodoo doll^
^which I'll be using to torture you^
^and then send you screaming to another dimension, one of infinite pain!
Observe^
\007I'll do anything, just please don't do that again!\255\009\007\000
\007Are you quite finished?
\007Mama!
OK, how about this:
No, I want to do this:
Heh heh heh.
That was exhilarating!\255\003Let's have some more fun, shall we?
Please!\255\003No more!
OK, time to send you screaming to a dimension of infinite pain!
Aaaiiiiieeee!!!!
At last, I'm rid of that pesky little wimp Guybrush!
WHUMP!
Hey, I'm alive!
Eh?
I thought I was a goner!
Whoops^
Strange^\255\003There must be something wrong with my voodoo doll.
It was supposed to send you to another dimension, not the next room.
Shoddy materials, I'll bet.
Well, I guess I'll just try it again.
Uh, no, that's OK, I—
Take this, BROTHER.
Hey, nothing's happening!
Root beer only works on ghosts, Guybrush.\255\003Having been resurrected, I'm not a ghost anymore.\255\003Allow me to demonstrate.
Here, try this.
Now, isn't that better?
used hankie
Aha!\255\003Caught you!
Now you're gonna get it!
Hey, Guybrush!\255\003It's voodoo time!
LeChuck

I don't think LeChuck's close enough for it to do anything.

That's pretty good, Guybrush^\255\003^but not good enough to stop ME!
LeChuck
Eh?
Oh, it's you.
What, THAT again?\255\003Ooh, look at me quakin' in me booties.\255\003I laugh at you and your puny voodoo tinkerings.\255\003Hah!
\007Take THIS, LeChuck!
\007Take THAT, LeChuck!
\007You know, this doll reminds me of the Stretchy \254\008 Strongman\015 I had as a kid.
\007I wonder what would happen if I tore the leg \254\008 off this thing?
Come on!
You don't scare me!
You think you're so big?
Stab the doll again!
It doesn't hurt!
I can take it!
I'm not afraid of your doll!
What are you gonna do now?
I'm gonna kick your butt, what do you think about that?
I'm much too powerful for you and your puny doll!
You'll have to do better than that!
Is that the best you can do?
You always were a wimp.
Ha!
^argh^
Guybrush^
ghack
What?
Come over here.
No way, I'm not that stupid.
But I want you to\255\003gag\255\003take my mask off^\255\003^choke^\255\003^see the TRUE face of your brother^
\007Forget it, I'm not coming over there.
\007No chance, you'll just rip out my lungs when I get close.
\007Leg or no leg, I trust you about as far as I can throw \254\008 Manhattan.
\007Oh, all right, I'm coming over.
But you've got to see\255\003hack\255\003my TRUE face!
gurgle\255\003No, no, I promise!\255\003Please, come take off the\255\003argh\255\003the mask!
I tell you I'm\255\003ack\255\003dying here!\255\003Take the mask off!
Gently now, remove my\255\003hack\255\003mask.
My god, you're^\255\003^my creepy brother Chuckie.
What, did you think I was kidding before?
\007Why have you been chasing me all over the place?
\007When our mother told you to hunt me down, did she \254\008 actually mention KILLING me, or was that your idea?
\007How come you hate me as much as you obviously do?
\007Do you really think a truck is more \254\008 important than your own BROTHER?
Our mother told me to hunt you down.
Get outta town!
Well, you remember the time you broke my Junior Ultra Soldier Commando Assault Vehicle\015?
No.
It wasn't a truck, it was a Junior Ultra Soldier Commando Assault Vehicle\015.
Look, Guybrush, could you help me out?\255\003Stick the leg back on the doll, OK?
\007Will you promise to stop picking on me?
\007Will you promise not to hold me down and spit on me \254\008 anymore?
\007Will you promise to stop locking me in your footlocker?
All right, all right, I promise!\255\003Anything, just put my leg back on!
Hey, you kids!\255\003You're not supposed to be in here!
Ah, so there you are!
\007What's going on?
\007Who are you people?
\007What IS this place?
We're scolding you for running off.\255\003Your mother and I were very concerned.
Just the same old family you've always had.
Well, it's not the Screaming Weenie Hut where we told you to meet us.\255\003Your mother and I were very concerned.
Thank you for hunting down your brother like we asked, Chuckie dear.
You boys didn't get in any trouble, now, did you?
\007No, sir.
\007Chuckie tried to kill me!
\007I stole a bunch of stuff and caused two huge explosions.
No, sir.\254\001\255\002
No, sir.
Good.
I wish you wouldn't run off like that, young man.\255\003We were worried sick.
You don't know what kinds of murderers and white slavers might be hanging around a place like this.
\007Yes, mom.
\007OK, mom.
\007I'm Guybrush Threepwood, a mighty pirate. I don't have \254\008 to worry about stuff like that.
\007This is weird. What's going on here?
Of course, dear.\255\003But please be careful.
Well, come on then, let's go ride the Madly Rotating Buccaneer.
Yeah!
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Looks strong.
I could probably get the rope off with my hands.
I don't think it will catch on there.
rope
The writing on it says "ages 3 and up."
I think a shovel should be sufficient for this soft ground.
I wouldn't be able to light it again, I'm out of matches.
I don't want to blow that up.
I don't want to blow that up.
That's not such a great idea.
I don't think it will do much good unless I light it first.
dynamite
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It's a disgusting bog.
It looks a bit thick for swimming.
Yech, I don't want any of THIS revolting sludge.
pond
I slashed it up pretty well.
There's something lumpy in it.
It's empty already.
bag
It's empty.
It used to be full of instant low-sodium cracker mix, but now it's empty.
It's instant low-sodium cracker mix, just add water.
box of cracker mix
I think that's a bit too much water.
OK, it's open.
OK, it's closed.
box@@@@@@@@@@@
call box
It doesn't seem interested.
parrot
It doesn't seem interested.
parrot
It's a low-sodium cracker.
cracker
It's a low-sodium cracker.
cracker
tree
It's tied shut with rope.
I did that already.
Hey, dynamite, just like it says on the side!
It's nailed shut.
I did that already.
It's tied shut with rope.
It's nailed shut.
It's full of dynamite.
It's empty.
I think that might be a dangerous way to open it, after all it DOES say "TNT" on the side.
It's already open.
box
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box of cracker mix
1\255\002
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9\255\002
0\255\002
0\255\002
-\255\002
7\255\002
4\255\002
0\255\002
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J\255\002
E\255\002
D\255\002
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RING
Remember kids: if you're under 18, ask your parent's before calling.

LucasFilm Games Hint Line.\255\003Chester speaking.
\007I'm lost in the Dinky Island jungle in Monkey II.
\007When is SWOTL going to ship?
\007Who thought up that dumb stump joke?
\007Where do babies come from?
\007Why do adventure games cost so much?
\007What IS the secret of Monkey Island?
\007How much money have I spent talking to you?
\007Thank you, you've been very helpful. Good-bye.
Look, there are only two ways out of the room you're in.\255\003Figure it out, knucklehead.
I told you, just walk off the edge of the screen.\255\003How hard could that be?
It's been out for some time now.\255\003Where have you been, playing some frustrating graphic adventure?
I'm tired of hearing about that damn stump.\255\003Do you have any idea how many calls I get a DAY about that?\255\003Don't ask me about it again.
Yeah, sure.
What are you, a pervert?\255\003What's wrong with you?
Hey, I just work here.
I'm fed up with stupid questions like that.\255\003It's a surprise, OK?
Seventy-five cents a minute.\255\003You can ask your computer to work out the math for you.
Parrot
Parrot

Head north from the dinosaur to the pile of rocks.
Head due east from the rocks to the X.
I can't reach it.
Pretty Polly.
Head due east from the pond to the dinosaur.
Head north from the dinosaur to the pile of rocks.
Head due east from the rocks to the X.
I'll just take this rope off of it^
Hey, it's nailed shut!
It's lit now.
The fuse is burning down.
It's not burning very fast, but it's making definite progress.
More than half the fuse is gone already.
I think I'd better use this soon.
There's only about an inch of fuse left.
There's only about a half-inch of fuse left.
There's only about a quarter-inch of fuse left.
I'm getting a bit worried about carrying this around.
Looks like about an eighth of an inch of fuse left.
There couldn't be more than a sixteenth of an inch of fuse now.
I think I'd better use this REALLY soon.
There's a tiny amount of fuse left.
I can't really even see the fuse anymore.
I don't know how much time is left before this blows up, but I'll bet it's not long.
Boy, I must be a real idiot, carrying around a bunch of lit dynamite for so long.
Any minute now^
I think it's about to explode.
I bet if I even shake this too hard it will go off!
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Guybrush

Hey!\255\003You guys get out of here!
Created and Designed by
Ron Gilbert
Written and Programmed by
Tim Schafer,
Tami Borowick,
Dave Grossman,
Bret Barrett
Tami Borowick,
Dave Grossman,
Bret Barrett,
Tim Schafer
Dave Grossman,
Bret Barrett,
Tim Schafer,
Tami Borowick
Bret Barrett,
Tim Schafer,
Tami Borowick,
Dave Grossman
and Ron Gilbert
Background Art by
Peter Chan, Steve Purcell,
Sean Turner
and James Dollar
Animation by
Sean Turner, Larry Ahern,
Mike McLaughin,
Steve Purcell,
Ken Macklin,
Collette Michaud
and Peter Chan
Music by
Michael Z. Land, Peter McConnell
and Clint Bajakian
Arrangements by
J. Anthony White and Robin Goldstein
Lead Playtester
James Purple Hampton
Playtesters
Jim Current, Kristina Sontag,
Justin Graham, Chip Hinnenberg,
Eli Mark and Jon Van
additional testing by
jo "cap'n tripps" ashburn, wayne "bo" cline,
james "stainless" hanley,
kirk "blud" lesser,
bret "egg" mogilefsky,
tabitha "george" tosti,
howard "bubba" harrison
david "wotan" wessman,
khris "chester" brown,
erin collier, gwen "spike" musengwa,
ezra and squiggy.
SCUMM\015
Story System by
Ron Gilbert,
Aric Wilmunder, Brad P. Taylor
and Vince Lee
\029MUSE\015
Music System by
Michael Z. Land and Peter McConnell
Produced by
Shelley Day
Project Led by
Ron Gilbert
Deep in the Caribbean\255\001Scabb Island\255\002

PRESS ENTER TO BEGIN LAME-O COPY PROTECTION.\255\002
PRESS ENTER TO TRY AGAIN.\255\002
RECIPE FOR \255\007\043\000:
WORMS
GOUT
SCURVY
WARTS
TRENCH MOUTH
TATTOO RASH
PEG LEG ROT
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MIX \255\007\041\000 \255\007\032\000\254\001WITH \255\007\046\000 \255\007\033\000.\254\001SHAKE WELL.
CHECK ONE:
MONKEY ISLAND 2\254\001 "I want it all\\ All the\254\001 puzzles\\ All the work\\"
MONKEY 2 LITE\254\001 "I've never played an\254\001 adventure game before.\254\001 I'm scared."

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Regular Mode
Easy Mode
SOMEHOW THAT DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.
YIKES! NOT QUITE RIGHT.
OOH, I SHUDDER TO THINK WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU MIXED THEM LIKE THAT!
SPRINKLES OF MSG
BREATH MINTS
DEAD CATS
RHINOCEROS TOENAILS
DUCK FEET
OUNCES BODY ODOR
BLOATED TICKS
GRAVE DIGGER'S SOCKS
SPRIGS OF POISON OAK
BUSHELS OF OKRA
DEADLY TOADSTOOLS
LIVER CUBES
HAIR BALLS
GLOBS OF BAT WAX
CRAB SCALPS
GOBS OF SPIT
WADS OF PRE-CHEWED GUM
OWL PELLETS
DROPS OF SKUNK EXTRACT
PIG FEET
SPIDER LUNGS
BOXES OF VOODOO HELPER
USED HANKIES
MUGS OF GROG
CC'S OF SNAKE SWEAT
SERVINGS OF FRUIT COCKTAIL
CHEESE SQUIGGLIES
SQUIRTS OF PEG LEG POLISH
FISHTAILS
SHARK LIPS

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You Win!\255\002

You scored 800 out of 800 points.\255\002

MONKEY ISLAND 2: LECHUCK'S REVENGE\255\002

featuring walt as himself\255\002

Additional Art\254\001\255\002
Collette Michaud\254\001\255\002
Avril Harrison\254\001\255\002
Aaron Muzalski\254\001\255\002
Gary Winnick\254\001\255\002

Lettering Artist\254\001\255\002
Christine Benson Miller\255\002

Proofraeding\254\001\255\002
Andrea Siegel\254\001\255\002
Jo Ashburn\255\002

Fun and Excitement Supervisor\254\001\255\002
Alexa Eurich\255\002

Gum Chewing\254\001\255\002
Michele Harrell\255\002

Lucasfilm Games General Manager\254\001\255\002
Doug Glen\255\002

Lucasfilm Games Director of Development\254\001\255\002
Kelly Flock\255\002

Lucasfilm Games Associate Director of Development\254\001\255\002
Lucy Bradshaw\255\002

Product Marketing Manager\254\001\255\002
Robin Parker\255\002

Public Relations\254\001\255\002
Sue Seserman\255\002

Yoyos\254\001\255\002
Tom Kuhn Custom Yoyos, Ltd.\255\002

Lucasfilm Games Director of Sales\254\001\255\002
Cynthia Wuthmann\255\002

Product Support\254\001\255\002
Khris Brown\254\001\255\002
Gwen Newton Musengwa\254\001\255\002
Erin A. Collier\254\001\255\002
Livia Mackin\254\001\255\002

International Coordinator\254\001\255\002
Lisa Star\255\002

I wonder what I'm doing standing next to this hole?
I wonder what's keeping Guybrush?
I hope LeChuck hasn't cast some horrible SPELL over him or anything.
Goofy Pun Consultant\254\001\255\002
Noah Falstein\255\002

Environmental Specialist\254\001\255\002
Paul Thermidor\255\002

administrative support\255\001annemarie\016barrett wendy\016bertram meredith\016cahill alexa\016eurich claudia\016hardin michele\016harrell\255\002

administrative support\255\001brenna\016krupa\016holden marcia\016keasler debbie\016ratto lisa\016star kim\016thomas james\016wood dawn\016yamada sparky\016the\016wonder\016yak\255\002

Feelings Coordinator\254\001\255\002
Commander Buttonhead\255\002

Wrangling\254\001\255\002
Lucy Bradshaw\255\002

Inspiration and Admiration\254\001\255\002
Paul Hill\255\002

"Works like crazy!"\254\001\255\002
— Hal Barwood\255\002

"So, what's for dinner?"\254\001\255\002
— Jenny Sward\255\002

Sam and Max appear courtesy of Steve\016Purcell

Seagull\015 appears courtesy of LOOM\015

Introducing Khris Brown as Chester

MONKEY ISLAND 2: LECHUCK'S REVENGE\255\002

A Lucasfilm Games Production

TM & (c) 1991 LucasArts Entertainment Company.\254\001\255\002
All Rights Reserved.

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